Ok, so, I swore I wouldn't endlessly read through people's facebook status', but, when you don't have a lot to do, it's raining outside, the strings on your guitar are fooked and you've watched far too much South Park, I always get tempted to log on . . .
I proceed to log into the facebook world and examine online activity . . .
I can't bare to read the status' of people that are just online to crave attention . . . A few examples . . .
"Fuck my life", "I'm so down", "I wish I was pretty" . . . you guys might as well say "someone ask me what's wrong", "Someone ask me what's happened" and "Tell me I'm pretty, I love compliments!"
Oooops, sorry, slight error on the "fuck my life" part (don't want to upset anyone), forgot it's now FML?!?!?!
Some of my favourites are as follows . . .
- "I need to lose weight, I hate myself"
Just look in the mirror, you're 8 stone love! Oh, sorry, you don't really think you're overweight, you just want the whole of facebook to reassure you that you don't need to lose weight in order to make yourself feel better!
- "I hate it when people cause arguements for no reason, what a prick!"
I hate it when I have to see other people's domestics on facebook, don't flaunt it all over facebook and purposely make the person that we know you are talking about (although you think you are being sly and mysterious) look like a complete tool in front of all your mutual friends, deal with it in private, you know, like adults? Since when did facebook become the Jeremy Kyle show! Noone cares if your boyfriend was 10 minutes late and you are ready waiting - call him if you're that concerned!
I've never seen such an obvious way to cause trouble.
. . . WOW, sorry, realised that I am being a bit harsh, apologies to those who do not agree, I just like to use my blogs for rants - it's a therapeutic way to let go! teehee . . .
By no means am I saying that my status' are full of meaning and are never completely pointless, just publicising the fact that I don't care for attention seeking, I mean, you might as well get naked and run through a crowded public area, with a flashing sign on your head if you are that desperate for someone to notice you!
