So, I'm sat talking to my friend in our local/regular pub at approximately 9pm (reasonably early), we hear girls screaming and giggling whilst running around the pub, almost like they've escaped from a school trip, had a sip of Corkys and proceeded to act like they've received a call from JLS asking them to be in their music video or something! . . . but, wait, there is more . . .
. . . Not only is the screaming piercing my earholes, THEN, they insist on taking their t-shirts off to walk around the pub in their bra!!!
For fuck sake girls, if you want attention, you're definitely getting it, but in no way is it positive, you just look like absolute idiots!
My advise would be to invest in a big flashing light that says "PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION, I'M DESPERATE" . . . Saves you from getting cold at least?
Mind you, then again, that might leave something to peoples' imaginations and you can't be having that now can you?
Also, if you are going to insist on wearing a 2inch skirt whilst dancing around and grinding up and down every guy you see, please can you at least wear underwear and make sure you are not going to be sick anywhere near me!
FUCK!!! The only bright side is, I think every person that was there on that lovely evening, thought proudly to themselves . . . "Thank fuck I have self-respect and I am not YOU!!!"
***EVOLUTION IS DEFINITELY STILL RUNNING IT'S COURSE WHEN IT COMES TO THE HUMAN BRAIN!!!***
