So, I'm talking to Joe Carman about how I've received the dreaded ranter's block.
Abit of background: Myself and Joe are good friends and lived together for about 8 months, due to this, I'm guessing he's been on the receiving end of my rants on numerous occasions and thanks to his memory, I remembered the sound of the door bell on a Sunday morning, hungover and atheist, i answer the door . . . "Hey, do you believe in "god"?" . . . FUCK FUCK FUCK . . .
Before I start, I'd like to dedicate this rant to Joe Carman who also feels my pain and frusrtation towards god's slaves.
Joe Carman - QUOTE: You should call the rant "Joe Carman: I'm gonna fuck God's mum whilst he watches and cries like a little bitch"
I'm guessing Joe knows that god is a fictional character and probably created himself as he's that brilliant!!!
So, what gives these church lovers the right to come round to my house and throw verbal shit into my earholes???
I answered "No, I do NOT believe in god", I proceed to reach for the door to close it and try to enjoy the rest of my Sunday, but, apparently, I'm not allowed to shut the door until I've heard about why I should be a christian . . . wait for it, this gets goooood . . .
"Ok, so why should I be a Christian?"
The Response:
Jesus offers salvation and eternal life to all who are willing to put their trust in Him. You do not need to 'clean up' your life before you come to Jesus.
You do not need to go to a particular church or cover up your tattoos or get a haircut or change the way you dress.
Jesus loves you just as you are.
"Right, ok, still don't believe in god, jesus or want to become a christian, so please can you leave and I apologise for wasting your time"
That's polite, right? I said PLEASE and SORRY for crying out loud!!! I even took they're little, judgmental story book and placed it in the bathroom for a quick read, but, no, that's just not good enough.
So, now, it's Sunday morning, I'm hungover, haven't eaten, have dry mouth and I DO NOT believe in god, yet, I have to accept the fact that I'm being harassed on my own doorstep!
You can only begin to imagine the uproar if atheist's were to go round to christians' house's on a Saturday morning (let's face it, they'll be at church on a Sunday or endlessly walking the streets in search for a gullible human being!)
Atheist: "Excuse me sir, do you believe in god"
Christian: "Why, yes, I sure do - Amen!"
Atheist: "WHY? . . . Why are you ignoring the facts. Here's a copy of Zeitgeist, watch it and stop being fooled by a BOOK . . . Now have a great day, bye bye now"
It would probably be illegal!
I respect the fact that we all have our own beliefs, so this situation will never take place. I just think it's crazy that it's ok for random people to come to my house and preach at me!
If you want to believe in the "bible', go ahead, just respect the fact that I am a non-believer and that's my choice!
It's like the BNP posting bullshit racist leaflets through my letterbox - FUCK OFF! I'm not an ignorant cunt, don't put your shit through my letterbox - THANKS!!!
